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Title: The importance of movement
Post by: nologgie on September 17, 2009, 12:41:52 AM
The elven mage/thief opined with quick smugness to the dwarven fighter/thief, "I don't have to outrun the bullette, I only have to outrun you!"

For the elf, a most inopportune time to witness the blurring effect boots of speed can produce when applied to stubby little legs. A forlorn expression of assured deliverance denied still marred face as the monster pounced.
Title: Re: The importance of movement
Post by: DesertScrb on September 20, 2009, 09:39:38 AM
Short and sweet!  I liked it.
Title: Re: The importance of movement
Post by: Kaz-Keith on September 21, 2009, 11:01:07 AM
...and 2 out of 3 found a happy ending!

Too bad the elf didn't just bite the bullet earlier and pickpocket those boots off his companion when he was engaged in some other dwarfin pasttime.  That is what a thief's companions are for, aren't they?  For holding the stuff the rogue hasn't a use for yet?
Title: Re: The importance of movement
Post by: Vix on September 21, 2009, 01:43:25 PM
I try to have a movement everyday.

Wait, what was this about again?  >_>
Title: Re: The importance of movement
Post by: nologgie on September 21, 2009, 04:17:27 PM
I try to have a movement everyday.

So does the bullette.

...and 2 out of 3 found a happy ending!

Too bad the elf didn't just bite the bullet earlier...

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&
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